Checking in from the Center of Hell

As hot as this fucking city is I swear it is hell. The center of hell is an actual place.

Barney does it too...

On How I Met Your Mother (Season 4, Episode 12: "Benefits") Barney admits to masterbating at work...sure he's a sleeze monster, but he's paid and gets laid...oh and he's fictional (dammit!)

Okay, so I'm still rubbing them out at work...turns out though that it might not be as odd or creepy as I originally thought:

http://men.style.com/details/blogs/details/2007/07/the-office-jerk.html

I THINK I HAVE A PROBLEM

So you know that you have lost your mind when you start jackin’ it at work…Now I think that in most respects I’m a pretty normal guy, but if I don’t get my crazy under control I’m going to end up out of a job, or family, or house, or all of the above.

I guess I’ve always had an issue with sex and obsessive behavior, but I think I’ve taken it to a new level.

I need to stew on this awhile before I write any more